I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen
me: but its dark and scary
may i request some good ol dead eridan?
i had lots of fun with this one. colors are so fun to play around with!
yeah okay but
w̨̫͚̰̼͍h̰̞͈̞̞a͎̼̩̭̩͡t҉̯͙ ̭̗̩̘̠̪͘do̥͈̦̗ͅe̩̹̕s̞͈̦͘ ͟t̰̗h̗e̤̥͉̗̗͖͔ f̩̥̞̭͈o̯̥̘̰̦̮̤x̷̳͎̳ ̞̤̥̻͓̣͟ͅs̼̥͚͍̗l͖͚̯͠a̙̦̪̫͚y͔͎̪̪͉͉???
CC: —EMP—EROR CRAB? MOR—E LIK—E JUMBO S)(RIMP!
CG: that is an extremely hurtful and inaccurate statement. let go of my hand.
CC: NOP–E, W–E’R–E BUDDI–ES NOW.
CG: i agreed to no such fucking thing.
I’m a little jealous of this happy little guy