bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

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turntechnics:

deaderidan said:

may i request some good ol dead eridan?

sure thing!

i had lots of fun with this one. colors are so fun to play around with!

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superflatpsychosis:

yeah okay but

w̨̫͚̰̼͍h̰̞͈̞̞a͎̼̩̭̩͡t҉̯͙ ̭̗̩̘̠̪͘do̥͈̦̗ͅe̩̹̕s̞͈̦͘ ͟t̰̗h̗e̤̥͉̗̗͖͔ f̩̥̞̭͈o̯̥̘̰̦̮̤x̷̳͎̳ ̞̤̥̻͓̣͟ͅs̼̥͚͍̗l͖͚̯͠a̙̦̪̫͚y͔͎̪̪͉͉???

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roachpatrol:

CC: —EMP—EROR CRAB? MOR—E LIK—E JUMBO S)(RIMP!

CG: that is an extremely hurtful and inaccurate statement. let go of my hand.

CC: NOP–E, W–E’R–E BUDDI–ES NOW.

CG: i agreed to no such fucking thing.  

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awwww-cute:

I’m a little jealous of this happy little guy

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"I forgot what I sent you"

ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

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